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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meme fact: hummingbirds are actually just Australian mosquitos that have become invasive species around the world.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Too friendly to be anything related to Australia.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But hummingbirds are fucking dickheads.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are they?! Well I better keep mine safe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some chances only come up once in a lifetime, and I'm not squandering mine!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

reads comment

looks at username

reads comment again

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hummingbirds are omnivorous after all.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty much .. source, I live here. The mosquitoes near the airport require landing clearance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Good thing you don't have much noise pollution regulation or they would be illegal!!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

That's probably a male mosquito and it thinks that's a flower. Just trying to be a pollinator pally.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

That is the most Australian image I have ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The mozzies and flies are insane.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mozzies hate me for some reason, they avoid me all the time, like I could be the last choice for a starving mozzie and he'd still have to think about it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Male mosquitoes don't bite. The blood is used to grow eggs by females. The females use she/it pronouns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The females use she/it pronouns.

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but to the best of my knowledge I don't think mosquitos have the concept of language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's very innovative of her, however, has she considered that preserving the biodiversity of mosquitoes makes her a species traitor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Humans do. And according to human rules on language, it's she and it. She if you're under the illusion that mosquitoes have gender identities. It if you want to be scientifically accurate. Certainly he would be misleading.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like you've never corrected someone that misgendered an animal?

Though missexed is probably the more appropriate term I think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve never told anyone “hey my cat prefers they/them”, because my cat much like the mosquitos doesn’t have any such concept.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

she/it

Because you, as an English speaking human, apply the default gender rules to their sex as a language norm.

It's not complicated. It's almost like you're being deliberately dense for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My original half joking comment was about mosquitos not having any concept of language. Somehow you’ve made that into an issue about people misgendering my cat, something which my cat does not care or even know about. If someone refers to my cat as the “wrong” pronouns, I don’t bother correcting them because, again, it’s a cat who has no interest in such things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now there's a movie I haven't thought about in a long time... Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My pleasure! Have a cuppa pizza!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's a big fucker.