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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As an American, part of me wants to try to write a comeback to these posts since this isn't even remotely what I and pretty much everyone I know personally wanted or voted for. But at the same time too many dumbasses in my country apparently did want it and I feel like we deserve to take our lumps. Sigh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know, this is one those situations where we make others laugh out some other's misery. We shield ourselves behind arguments like "they played themselves into it", etc.

But I'm the one be laughed at. Me and any one seeing any humour in seeing another human being suffer because nobody took heed of what was to come.

I sincerely hope you get rid of that dictator as soon as possible and in the most spectacular show of force you can devise. And don't be afraid to call for help.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really, really appreciate this comment. thank you for taking the time to write it ❤️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Regardless of imaginary lines drawn on maps, we're all human and we're on the same rock, crusing through space.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I wasn't entirely sure as we rescued her and a few of her friends about two years ago. Had a look around though and it seems she's a Golden Laced Wyandotte. She's a good girl. The duck is a Bantam Appleyard and although duck eggs threaten to kill me, she's also a good girl.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nice!

But how come duck eggs may kill you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Duck egg specific allergy. Weird shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Wasn't expecting that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have one hen who is a cross of buff orpington, barred rock, and various random breeds. She is a pretty bird but that is a gorgeous one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Thanks! She's a rescue and we love her.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

American here. A dozen eggs is 7 dollars. And I live in a poor area of the south. Fuck you mom and dad who voted for this. I tried to warn you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I’ve gone from a no-politics rule, instituted by me, with my mother, to outright accusing her of responsibility for every terrible thing the orange man does. All of this is by email with links to articles about his shitbaggery. My hostility is apparent and our relationship may not survive. I don’t care; she had the ability to learn who he was and didn’t take it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is really strange to hear. I live in California, and the price is the same here. Everything here is typically a lot more expensive.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Joke's on you, my whole neighborhood is farmers. Eggs for days baby.

They keep trying to give me raw milk tho...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your neighbours keep their hens inside or are they allowed to roam free?

Because chickens will gladly trespass, forage around, and casually leave an egg behind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They across the street, hanging out behind a fence with the goats. We're on good terms :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Boil the milk? Like, I don't understand what's the problem with raw milk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Gee if only you could Google Louis Pasteur

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't think it's that easy. You're supposed to do it early, and milk burns and/or evaporates if you don't do it the right way (I suppose bain-marie in a closed cooker).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you collect your own butt nuggets?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish.

I have a small plot of land and got a few chickens to help clear the weeds. The creatures were lovely and at some point they just started to leave their eggs around. Ko rooster, no potential chicks.

Then a stupid neighbour took the opportunity to let their hunting dogs into the chicken coop. Killed every single animal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like the neighbour should have a life time of half inflated tires.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I was stupid and there was no video surveillance on the plot. The next coop will be a fortress.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can take a pebble and put it on top of the Schrader valve and screw the cap back on. No harm to the tire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Discreet vandalism. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

$3.50cad/dozen from a farmer; got 8 dozen on Friday...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, I can't see that image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

It's a dozen eggs...does it show a placeholder rather than the image?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's next? Talking about healthcare?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That is a basic human right. Let's at least have a small sliver of respect.

But Kinder eggs are fair game.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Lol, you guys know we have eggs, right? They're just roughly 60-80% more expensive right now.

A dozen near me is currently $7, instead of $4.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just need 4 eggs If I don't get them, ill put the whole house in lockdown, with my funny games

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You're preaching to the choir here on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dude i have no idea what this egg thing is a about, i just bought a dozen of the bougie large brown eggs with omega 3 for like 3.50

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I was just at Whole Foods, not the best barameter for price, every brand that wasn't the store brand was $10+ for a dozen. The store brand was $5.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Good to know! Spread the news!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

No need to stock up. The organic XL eggs from the farm shop are €0.45, and available every day. At night we can get the smaller (L or M) eggs from their vending machine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Egg vending machine? That sounds interesting.

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