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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Doesn't matter what route you go down; if you try to actually fix traffic, you will always end up inventing busses and trains.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are trains and busses the crabs of automotives?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And biking, as that one is more efficient than buses in moving people.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (4 children)

If we're going for realistic...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

People really hate the idea of trains

Our rail system has been so terrible for so long that people are unable to even consider the possibility that it doesn't have to be shit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Our rail system

Living in France and Belgium, I'd argue it's not that bad. Is this the same "Our"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think theyre talking about the US.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah people in the US tend to assume everything is about the US. Sometimes it's good to remind them that other places exist and have internet.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I love trains, but hate shitty trains. I'll gladly take a 10 hour train ride instead of a 1 hour flight. But when tens are late, cancelled, delayed by priority cargo trains, etc, it makes me hate trains...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't make me hate trains, it makes me hate the car and aviation industries for influencing governments and the general public.

In Canada trains suck in general because of all you mentioned, but I'm aware that it's caused by putting all of our money into highways, airports and the aviation industry, rather than putting a single dollar into owning and building more tracks.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

How about self driving buses?

Trains are really cool, but not ideal for low traffic conditions + areas requiring a lot of route flexibility. We definitely should build a lot more trains/trams than what were building right now, but self driving buses will still have a very large use case.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No one wants a bus! That's not cool.

However, I've invented a revolutionary "shared mega limo". It's like an Uber, but with 50 seats, and optionally you can ride standing if you're sporty. It's the size of a bus, but definitely not a bus.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The trick is you do both buses and trains. You use the buses to connect communities that don't have large transit requirements between them and then for commuting you use buses to direct people to train stations where they can get the trains to work/ where they need to go en masse. Transportation is a multilevel solution that requires multiple modes to get people where they need to go but you can't just rely on buses as quite frankly they lack the ability move all that many people even across quite short distances.

Also to address the self driving part: autonomous road vehicles that can operate safely and at scale are well in the fucking magic territory of technology. If you want a proven highly autonomous travel technique that works trains have been doing it for decades.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

After living in Japan for a while it's so hard to go back to countries with no trains. It's so incredibly convenient that I still have dreams of just hopping on a train with google maps in hand to just explore stuff — the best way to experience Japan!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Self driving trains tho. Not all trains do that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why? The one driver per hundreds of passengers is drop in the bucket and it is better to have a human who can deal with various issues an AI can't.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (6 children)

which train will take me to my house?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Probably the one running on the line closest to your house.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Imagine a world without the need for a car. There's probably a train station that's in walking distance. Maybe 10-15 minutes. More than that, possibly a quick bus to the corner of your street.

In this world, the grocery store is also a 10-15 minute walk, possibly near the station. Instead of loading up on $200 of groceries once a week, you buy a few pieces on your way to work and/or back home.

There's a nice public park, a library, and even a promenade somewhere also a short walk away. Various retail shops and service centers of all kinds (electronics, home and goods, hardware, appliances) could literally be your downstairs neighbors.

Even if all of these aren't exactly close to you or your train station, they can be a short bus or train ride away. You walk more, bike more. You have a backpack and side racks for the bike. Your health improves, and you interact more with the people of the area.

Welcome to many cities of the world, even in the US.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Sure our cities could be much better but you do realize there are communities in America that can't even provide reliable safe drinking water let alone an entire new infrastructure for their small, low income population? Or already overburdened underfunded system so nothing is working efficiently and just adding more to the docket?

Probably gonna get shit for this but I find the fuck cars people to be as narrow sighted and obnoxious as vegans. I love your vision, I really do. But damn I have a hard time not being exasperated every time I read a post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Approximately half of the entire US population lives in large urban areas. 115,000,000 people. Large urban areas can benefit from higher density housing, as well as what I previously mentioned, and so much more.

And the money is there.

Yet, somehow, every time improvements using transit are suggested, every single fucking time, someone mentions the complexities of rural areas.

Maybe let's fucking start somewhere we know it could work, and then branch out.

But can we fucking START‽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

not subsidizing petroleum would probably bring in a few tax dollars

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (6 children)

The North American mind can't comprehend cities where there's no split between residential/urban areas, and every mode of public transportation goes from your house to anywhere you want. Even the next town or country

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Mobile phone? ❌

Landline? ✅

Not an exact equivalence, but some similarities.

Edit for clarification:

Cars, and mobile phones, can go anywhere. Trains, and Landline phones have fixed locations only.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Let's unbuild all the roads for a fair comparison then.

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