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[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Are there trolls in these groups that feed bullshit to the gullible or do they make it up themselves?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

Don't forget those who make money off these rubes as well. Grifters feed them more than the trolls

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

There are, but more alarming are the grifters who have putshed this entire philosophy of bullshit to scam the poor suckers who are trying to find a secret way of not being broke all the time.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Oh shit. Shots fired!

[–] Case 9 points 4 months ago

You're not wrong. Some of these folks do sound a bit like Charlie Kelley.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I noticed this one won't work since there isn't a single emoji.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don't make sense...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time... Facing west of course

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

True west or magnetic west?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pure West.

How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

That’s… I am dying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

First one, then the other. But you must alternate in the same frequency as your two factor authentication device does after you have seeded it using 42069 on 29 feb.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Actually… yeah.

Legal words are like magic to them, and heck if that mad old man Merlin can do it then so can I!! Hold my toadstool, watch this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You mean a government building with iron bars as windows?

Definitely going to work

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

What did they even get the ticket for??

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can't just tease us like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Bones is here for you:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

[–] user1234 2 points 4 months ago

I'd love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they're sitting on the lap of the person in the driver's seat of a car.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Wtf did I just read?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Stop apologizing for providing solid entertainment!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm just prone to verbal diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Solid diarrhea is just solid shit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Okay, but what if the AG or the officer doesn't consent? Or worse, make the sovtard the trustee of the imaginary business entity?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

when shove that meaning healing crystals up the cooter or inject bleach in the dick it rota the brain

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you'd like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.

it's sarcasm, gdi. don't block me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would never block you! I'm moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it's mine though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ahh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

And he'll also sue you for living under my roof illegally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Need an expert in bird law

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Bird law < Cat law < Dog law < Coles law

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Never apologize for being too posty!