If you use lube there's a lot less smoke.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.
metal gear??
Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!
Psycho Mantis?
You're that ninja
“You knew??”
metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know
I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.
Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.
A game?!
A Hind D?
UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!
Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.
Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?
Good luck!
Did she make your metal gear.... solid?
Raiden sunglasses
Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.
It's less split personality and more unmasking the autism you're masking 90% of the time.
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Does Lemmy have its own version of r/ihavesex lol
Being trans and autistic in Seattle this isn't exaggerating that much from my lived experience tbh
Not autistic, not trans, and not in Seattle, but this vibes with my experience too. I think people just love talking to people who have interests and get excited about them.
/#myteam 🤘🏼
Anal sphincter. Out!
smoking WHAT?
Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry