The real question is why did they glue the horse at all? Like how do you put it in your pocket?
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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How small are your pockets that you can't fit a horse glued to the back of a phone?
lol probably doesn't even know about cargo shorts.
Why would you put something so majestic into your pocket?
It deserves to be a necklace.
There are saddle holsters for that.
handbag
Yet another reason to use belt clips.
They're making a comeback, you know. Like pagers.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the hospital after shoving six plastic horses up his ass? The doctors described his condition as stable.
That's all because he didn't drive to the ER. He hoofed it
That's not a bug, it's a feature
It's a horse
Horse head*
Clop Socket
*lenese
?
Sorry, I thought we were just adding extra Es wherever we wanted
Sounds like a feature to me.