145

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to see a show... (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

8 comments fedilink hide all child comments

The four of them went to see a man on stage. The problem is, the stage was a bit high, so they might have trouble seeing him. As the man went on stage, he said, "Can you see me?" They all replied:

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

top 8 comments

sorted by: hot top new old

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

I'm already practicing this one so I can disappoint my wife!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I'm sure she already is ❤️

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

👉😉👉 H1Jack knows what's up.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Badge of honor 🫡

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

This one went over just as I hoped. Haha.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

From ICQ to ICU.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

RIP ICQ 🪦🖤

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah... I got a disappointed look... 😂 thank you, excellent

this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025

145 points (100.0% liked)

Dad Jokes

19131 readers

291 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]