this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kind of like a soft hose with the tap fully open? I guess it's diet dependent

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the toot flute.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's all fun and games until brown stuff starts coming out and it becomes a poop siphon

And it gets worser if someone has diarrhoea, then it becomes an ass blaster

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is not how sausages were meant to be made

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

recycling my sausages

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a strange toothpaste dispenser. The tube looks empty though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well it can be a dispenser, just not a toothpaste dispenser unless you're into using freaky shit as toothpaste

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like a hole spreading open your sphincter will have not sexy unintended consequences.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell that to the numerous people using them

You've got a huge dataset to see what happens if you start asking people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is it real and not just a render?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago