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An NYPD security robot will be patrolling the Times Square subway station::The NYPD is deploying a robot with four cameras to patrol the Times Square subway station.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fat Dalek.

That is a fat Dalek.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*heavy breathing * EXTERMI...NATE

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR PEPPER

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I’ll be waiting for the news of when it gets destroyed by someone.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You mean, waiting for news when it gets isekai'd after someone pushes it in front of a train lol.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I'm waiting for it to end up beat up with baseball bats and dumped in a fountain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...

Damn you

Starts writing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Eggcelent. We eagerly await the completion of your grand project.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it's basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention... if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it's deployed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah I’m waiting for the article about it being pushed onto the tracks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This was my first thought, too. This thing is gonna get hit by a train.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hopefully within the first week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

prohibited by the potential for public outrage

Give it a minute little frogs, this is them initially turning the burner on under the pot. It's gonna get warmer.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I bet if you break this thing you will get charged with assault on an officer

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Didn’t the bot get beheaded?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Uh, how is it better than a security camera? Can it dispense pepper spray or chase dudes up stairs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Well, you see this uses up a far larger chunk of the pointlessly huge police budget. I'm sure they'll also figure out a way for it to kill people soon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So a security camera on wheels

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Maybe this ridiculous thing will eventually replace some of the worst or most useless human cops... in twenty years, after a few billion tax dollars, just before their union neuters the project and renders it virtually useless. Think of the possibilities!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How long until it shoots the first black person? Place your bets now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Are we even taking bets that don't say the word "month" in them?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Inb4 someone gets charged with assaulting an officer for drawing a dick on a robot

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I'm going to steal it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be a real shame if something bad were to happen to it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

People are going to draw so many dicks on that boi.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Basically a protecton. Make sure to have metro tickets on you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Hmmm I wonder if anyone has ever hacked a police department by requesting all the bodycam footage and watching an authentication happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Why do I get phycho pass vibes from this thing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can even security robots prevent anything?

Is it just fancy CCTV?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

CCTV that can follow people, raise an alarm, and be shoved in front of an incoming train when it does. A cleaning robot would have been more useful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Man it would be funny if someone just takes the thing and demands a Ransom...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna push that offbrand baymax onto the tracks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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