this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Overthink, straight to jail. Underthink, also jail.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Not thinking?

Believe it or not, also jail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice try to stop thinking and focus on your breathing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IM STILL THINKING BUT UNDER

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Take deep breaths to reach under.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

An now all together:
🎼 If you're happy and you know it... 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Instructions Clarification:

Do not blow brains out. Doing so gives your enemies an undeserved victory.