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[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thankfully we live in an area with functional sex ed, but sex ed doesn't teach you how to be a good sexual partner. I have nothing against porn, but I imagine it's going to set... very unrealistic expectations of how to behave when getting down.

This will be a fun conversation to have with my kids when they're a bit older.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're seriously already thinking about when and how to introduce them to porn. Because they will look for it either way and I'd rather have them use pornhub than some revenge porn site or so.

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a good idea, at least that would make questionable technique be our biggest worry.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Porn better be real, or I've stretched my asshole for nothing?!

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Check out Mason bees. They belly flop land in flowers which makes them great pollinators.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly it's better this way, I know some find the Simi-incestuousnes unbecoming but it was really hard to find a bee, a flower and a stork that all three wanted to sleep with.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Drone bees fuck midair then die.

[–] RamblingPanda 2 points 1 month ago

What are you doing step flower?