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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Thankfully we live in an area with functional sex ed, but sex ed doesn't teach you how to be a good sexual partner. I have nothing against porn, but I imagine it's going to set... very unrealistic expectations of how to behave when getting down.

This will be a fun conversation to have with my kids when they're a bit older.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We're seriously already thinking about when and how to introduce them to porn. Because they will look for it either way and I'd rather have them use pornhub than some revenge porn site or so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a good idea, at least that would make questionable technique be our biggest worry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Porn better be real, or I've stretched my asshole for nothing?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Check out Mason bees. They belly flop land in flowers which makes them great pollinators.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Honestly it's better this way, I know some find the Simi-incestuousnes unbecoming but it was really hard to find a bee, a flower and a stork that all three wanted to sleep with.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Drone bees fuck midair then die.

[–] RamblingPanda 2 points 4 months ago

What are you doing step flower?