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Linux is not magic. (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It's sudo science.

Credit: I read it in the latest itsfoss newsletter.
Animation: https://stonestoryrpg.com/

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a kernel of truth to that statement.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop making such a foss about it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Keep going! But first let me grep some popcorn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sudo you have to keep making puns?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it's starting to get awk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Oh shutup -h now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah he speaks like an old docker lost in the port

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These images are from a mobile game. You should cite the author.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's called Stone Story RPG and it's on Steam as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Done, thanks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brilliant. I'm gonna steal it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna ~~steal~~ fork it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

2 le-git? 2 le-git to quit?

Yes I'm old.....

HAMMER TIME!!!!

scuttles off dancing like a crab having a seizure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There has to be code for this somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh my. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣 💜

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I see that mages #1 and #2 have been playing Fester's Quest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It might as well be, for how little I understand it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The first and the third guy are making two different kinds of fireworks. I prefer the 1st one, but variety is the spice of life. So there's absolutely merrit in the 3rd one.

That second one though......it just disappears with no firework. What's he even DOING with his life??? I bet his father is rightfully ashamed of him wasting his talent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wavy-swirly is the best one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

this would've easily been one of my favorite games back in the day.