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Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Frankly, it's about time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's a walking eye, it does, walking eye stuff...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My walking eye is so dirty!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Giant enemy spider!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

EDF! EDF!