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submitted 2 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Turns out the detective had been chatting with himself the entire time

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Guess he'll have to arrest himself.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

So that's how Musk met Gatez

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

I’m not ashamed to say I ate the onion on this title until I saw what community it was in.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

beautiful

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

wizards with guns are great

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out he was looking at a mirror

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is true