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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Turns out the detective had been chatting with himself the entire time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Guess he'll have to arrest himself.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

So that's how Musk met Gatez

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I’m not ashamed to say I ate the onion on this title until I saw what community it was in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

wizards with guns are great

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Turns out he was looking at a mirror

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is true