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(the original text: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/a-computer-can-never-be-held-accountable )

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

computer sad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

SpoilerA computer can never be held ~~accountable~~. Therefore ~~a~~ computer ~~mu~~s~~t~~ ~~never make~~ a ~~management~~ d~~ecision~~.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

therefore a computer must always
kick a figurative dick

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I've hugged my laptop just now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pats top of Dell Optiplex

"Good boy."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"that'll do computer, that'll do"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A computer
can never be held
Therefore computers.
A.D.