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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you ever read some text, and by the diction of the author alone, you know they're not alright in the head?

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Mostly in anything posted to this community.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know what you think you're getting at, but I'll fight you over it!

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, I see the problem. That person should have bound the cop into a contract before he took action, so that he couldn't have completed arresting them and towing their car. Rookie mistake!

[–] Tja@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not the cop, the person of the cop, according to maritime law.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus, the fact that I understood that means I've been browsing this community for far too long.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Whether the cop was enforcing maritime law depends entirely on if the flag on their uniform has yellow fringe around it.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

we don't understand what these judges issues is

I have some theories as to why

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago

When you have a minor infraction and immediately go for the insanity plea.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, I could almost understand that as english, least crazy sovcit so far.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Basically the “I didnt hurt anyone, so you don’t have a case against me” defense.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

My 5 year old nephew uses that defense often.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's like when I used to cover my eyes so my cousint couldn't see me when I was 4 so he wouldn't tickle me.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's definately a line that crosses into hoa territory. Hoa's are basically sov cits in reverse.

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

There’s definitely* a line