Burninator05

joined 2 years ago
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

You only know the answer because you were there when the picture was taken.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They cracked the code to the elusice 30th trimester abortion.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's figuring out why families 200 years ago had a dozen kids.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Of course. The legendary half man, half poop, half spider cryptid.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's exactly the username a velocitaptor would pick.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn't pour bleach down an unconscious person's throat until after you've managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Empathy is also a social contract. In order to recieve empathy you have to be willing to show it towards others. You can't expect to reap the benefits of a contract that you fail to uphold your side of.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My, quite possibly naive, take is that i think people are mad because he flipped. He said that he absolutely wouldn't vote for it and then flipped a day latter and said he would. This riled Dems up to fight and then immediately sent against what he had started. I also don't think that he has explained himself as to why he changed his mind.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Sometimes I think i don't do enough drugs for my inner Klaus to be fulfilled.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If we stop thinking about what what he is doing from a "he thinks this good for the country" viewpoint and start thinking about it from a "he thinks this is good for Donald Trump" viewpoint it all makes sense.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You had a terrible lawyer if they couldn't get you off of those charges.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if other hand based clothing items are ok. White gloves clearly aren't but what about different colored gloves? What about gauntlets? Inquiring minds want to know how far we can push this before legally we're in the wrong.

 

Why do i see so many comments that are missing? Sometimes they are in threads that are getting heated and I could understand someone deleting a really bad take but other times it's in a shitpost like the example.

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