Maybe a bird... Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it away together?
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Anon ate too much hot sauce and it dissolved
You only make the mistake of using a calcium carbonate buttplug once.
Perhaps Anon inserted it in a dream?
The chocolate buttplug
It was all a dream
Yeah sounds like fucknon here sucked it up his lil hole
I don’t want to guess