frozenpopsicle

joined 7 months ago

If they didn't double space they might have gotten a green squiggly line autocorrection. Ah, memories...

Pelosi for pres! Cause democrats! Ahhh we are so fucked...

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit! He's still alive?

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You must construct additional pylons.

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is Trump afraid of Pootin? It seems more like a profound sexual attraction. Well... maybe it's both.

I have a door spider. It lives in a crack in my entry door. I'm not sure of it is the same spider as last year, but it makes trap web near my door frame. I think of it as bug protection, it's eating something I don't want in my house.

Maybe a bird... Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it away together?

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.

Here here! stomps cane

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