Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You don't know what you're missing.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love this. My friend's kid does archery and I can't wait to drop this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The kid doesn't do archery; it arches.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I have, and I'll tell you one thing: it works a lot better when the blindfold is on the target instead of the shooter!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You got me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You should probably attend the emergency department

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, I do: the target.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well to miss something you need, in the first place, aim at it and I don't know about you but all I can aim at blindfolded is my own feet