"We did not feel rewarded at the end of the Hackathon," said Xun. "Because we tested it so much, we were both so diseased from vaping."
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You have to suffer for your art, I suppose
LMAO, how could someone invent a schema to encourage you harm yourself more :)
Drug dealers: No idea!
Pharmacorps: Haven't a clue!
American food companies: rubbing hands together
The marlboro man is being awfully quiet. I mean, he died of lung cancer, but he's still oddly silent......not even a spirit in the clouds sorta thing.
Gamifying lung cancer for the bit
So they speedran 'you have become the very thing you swore to destroy'?
This species serves no purpose in the Great Tapestry
After the Gaza bit, and now this...I'm fully onboard with AI exterminating us. How may I help ourAI Overlords?