I think you'd start running out of billionaires very quickly, so not sure how sustainable this is tbh. Needs a case study.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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That's a risk I'm willing to take
We should be aiming for Net Zero billionaires anyway 😉
I have a feeling this would coincide positively with a lot of our other noble goals, too...
we're doing a planned extinction since they're really bad for the environment
Can I design the field trial?
Multimillionaires will work, as long as they are over 5-10 million and either exploit workers or meddle in politics they can work as fertilizer.
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Its important to learn the timing and methods for rare and endangered plant seed collection and seedling preparation. By incorporating endangered species into your billionaire bed, you create a legal barrier which can help prevent the extraction and loss of nutrients their removal might represent. Make sure to identify species that are native or endangered, and ecologically appropriate for your environment.
In a pinch an ICE agent also works
Wait billionaires? I've been using Saddam Hussein all this time.
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No don't! You will poison the Earth!
In permaculture we need to absorb a little toxin to equalise the poison on the world.
We just need to include it with the toxin from the sheet mulch card glue and ink.
Plant a hyperaccumulator (like cannabis for example 😍) to absorb all the toxins from the soil
I hear vetiver grass is also good, then the roots are used as a flooring that can deter pest and be walked all over.