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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You look like a trash bin fucked a toaster

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Aigis making eyes at a dumpster

I thought their kids would have been cuter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yes. Ugly inside and out. You got it from your dad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Not only are you ugly, but your driver is the asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You look like a truck rendered in the Cruisin' USA engine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bastard child of a delorean and a countach...but in a good way.

I like the look, but the engineering, cost, reliability but mostly the Nazi; make it a non-option.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

You just used two iconic cars to describe a truck. A DeTomaso Pantera is more along the lines of what you're describing.

The Cybertruck is a petulant man-child's fingerpainting in comparison.