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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

May I interest you in some

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Very demure.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We also got Otis Spunkmeyer. I ain't eating a muffin with cum in the name. Here come the British to say it's a totally normal name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Not British, but "spunk" does have a different meaning. In the dark times, it also meant having "guts" or "moxy." People still use "spunky" in the current dark times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact: it’s actually a Mexican brand, that’s just the American branch logo. According to Wikipedia:

The name was formed as the combination of the Disney Bambi and Dumbo films names, which were the favourite movies of Marinela, Lorenzo Servitje's daughter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Decent chance they could have been called Dumbi.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

with delicious filling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Ah, yes, the good old HAns RIegel BOnns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Someone made a short vid on this and it encapsulates the potential of this name quite well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_S_L_vVcu8

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I’m with you, I think this is very fortunate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

(Sitting at home alone in the dark thinking about the bread I didn’t buy) “I have to know. I need to know. I need to know what it tastes like”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago

Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I wish I had Jussis girl 🎶

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

And it's a song where you bought a 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

There's also Saturday pussi for kids and megapussi (rip)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

It means jussi bag. Jussi is a boy's name. It's not jussi's bag, that would be jussin pussi. It's pronounced not like you think but instead like... idk actually how to describe it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

I know enough Finnish people to know you're just pulling our legs and it really means exactly what we think.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

idk actually how to describe it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Does it rhyme, and do you vocalize the j or pronounce like an English y?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

The j is pronounced like y. Of course it rhymes. The ussi part is like... you see? With a long s and short e lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Free marketing at its finest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

um what...jussi is my favorite kind of pussi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Okay, I'll bite. Does this name actually mean anything (in Finnish)?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yes it means "juicy pussy".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Thank you for education

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently it means "Jussi's bag." I hope someone Finnish can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah or just Jussi bag. Jussi being typically man's name

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

More like dick sheath.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

They should post some ads on Pornhub