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It's politically-charged, but it's pretty fucking funny if you dissociate enough.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ok, so just downvote with no recommendations as to where I should share it? Got it. I'll just go fuck myself then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Well, when I read the title of your post I was convinced you were going to paste a picture of your dick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why would you assume that? Guilty conscience?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, it was because you said you didn't know where to put it. Your wife said the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, my wife died of cervical cancer before we ever had sex. So haha.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

before we ever had sex

Precisely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That doesn't make any sense. She wouldn't have been looking for a place to put it if she was dead before considering the issue.

I'm beginning to think you may actually need to watch the video.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That doesn't make any sense

That's what she said.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Ok that one got me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's because your title doesn't tell us what the link is for. At least give some context.

The other reason is because some people, like me, filter their feeds for preference or to preserve our sanity. Adding context helps the filters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I figured the text I left below that stated it was politically-charged and the fact that it was a YouTube link would indicate to most that it was some sort of politic-adjacent video, but then again I guess I'm just a genius.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Politically charged" can mean almost anything, there's a world-wide user base here.

The worst comedians are the ones who insult their audience, so be mindful your skills match your confidence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also if you're assuming that's me in the video, that's incorrect. Just so we're clear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nope. It's because you're trying pretty hard in this comment section.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I'm not trying hard at all; pulling words out of my ass while I'm trying to learn how to code Minecraft Add-ons and watching old Achievement Hunter videos. Speaking of words, how about suck it? I'm gonna go take a shit now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I have neither, so we're golden 👍🏻. Golden like a calf statue.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[email protected] seems like a reasonable choice. but yt links don't tend to do well anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Thanks for at least being helpful. Really started to feel like reddit for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It does but mainly because of your attitude. You sound like you're entitled to endless patience. You're not. The post sucked, move on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I made a post when I was sleepy and grumpy and I just keep throwing words at the notifications because why not? None of this affects my life or yours at all, so it doesn't matter what I say here.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are plenty of Reddit refuges here so we can still get those old vibes.

I think the lack of context hurt your post the most. And as another mentioned, youboob doesn’t do very well here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Again though, if I see a title that says "I don't know where to put this but I need to share it," I'm going to downvote if it doesn't belong, obviously, but I'd take the hint that the guy was looking for a community and leave a comment.

But I guess people are just lazy assholes. Probably the same folks the video is about.