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[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In a way, you just took my virginity. It's the first time it's genuinely happened to me, I didn't see this coming. This is a great feeling but I also feel a bit ashamed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It's alright. It's part of being online. It's a unique and strange feeling for sure.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As general rule you should look at where a URL goes as well as what the link text.

A big ass link that is pointed towards tinyurl should have set off alarm bells for everyone who clicked the link.

That was slick @owl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It teaches about cybersecurity.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

What a lad.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Incredible beautiful amazing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You son of a bitch! overnmentjobs 🤣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Thank you, I fixed it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Perfect in every way, good job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

YOU SON OF BITCH!!!!! 😂

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

governmentjobs* But yeah, nice one!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thank you, I fixed it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah... I want your mommy, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 153 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You open it up and it's a PDF.

The pdf contains a address you have to go to.

At the address is a single desk, with a woman who tells you that you can only apply online.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

And she’s eating from a Costco sized tub of plain Greek yogurt

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Out of frame, above the other text: "Job requirements: experience with OCR-tools."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

How was OCR in 2013? This mightve basically been the test for the job

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It was bad.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

If I remember this site correctly from back then, it was one of those run by idiots that made you upload a PDF of your résumé, and then enter all of the same info in web forms. This tracks.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What would be funnier is if instead of an address, it was a hyperlink embedded text that says : Click Here.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Obviously this is a silly example, but I really do remember when they would write out full urls with paths like 3 directories deep in magazines and newspapers expecting you to manually enter those urls and visit whatever site. I hated that shit in the early days of the internet in grade school. "http://www.theentireforty-ninecharacterlongnameofthecompany.com/marketingadvertisements/newspapertimes/landingpage79fad5c21e.html" (don't click that link... i just made it up. It doesn't go anywhere.) I could barely type but now I have to get every character correct or I might accidentally end up on a black market website or porn somehow (where my fellow Whitehouse dot com victims at?). QR codes and smartphones really are godsend for print media internet ads.

P.S. I told you it didn't go anywhere. You feel better now?

P.P.S. Apparently Whitehouse dot com still functions but is no longer porn. It's some election betting thing now? Idk.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My first memory of being told to go to a web address was in 4th grade. My teacher wrote a fairly long URL on the board as something those of us who had internet at home could go look at about the lesson she was talking about. So we were expected to write this URL down on paper, and then later type it into a computer. This very slightly predates AOL keywords.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope none of had dyslexia or similar...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Oh don't worry it was 1994 none of us had internet at home anyway. The school didn't even have an internet connection in those days.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You know what? I forgive url shorteners, sometimes they truly are necessary

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Why has nobody invented a URL longener?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Apparently somebody has: https://www.kamogo.com/17?geranium=vast&examiner=pleasant&range=wrathful&district=acceptable&crab=giant&producer=luxuriant&skirt=juicy&tuba=holistic&carnation=dispensable&suppression=sedate&kenneth=old-fashioned&rope=direful&trunk=strong&step-daughter=incompetent&park=horrible&dad=blue&mandarin=muddled&lier=calm&newsstand=dynamic&tiger=curved&veldt=overt&operation=evil&belly=puny&anklet=detailed&turkey=teeny-tiny&stadium=imperfect&output=murky&sailboat=uneven&wingtip=disagreeable&run=stormy&eggnog=guiltless&decade=invincible&scene=healthy&preparation=poor&maybe=jagged&committee=abusive&german=offbeat&barber=pleasant&chowder=frail&turkish=shallow&capricorn=accurate&sweater=berserk&retina=zealous&marriage=naive&fatigues=tense&susan=sassy&maniac=screeching&insolence=zippy&ride=level&chaise=questionable&example=light&swell=petite&booster=vengeful&antechamber=funny&impulse=faulty&balinese=succinct&pannier=historical&diction=likeable&shade=troubled&taxicab=victorious&inn=miniature&innervation=goofy&law=needless&till=credible&imagination=erect&zampone=selfish&blue=thirsty&mandolin=telling&vacation=spectacular&gland=ancient&abyssinian=rightful&bedroom=low&shred=bright&omelet=inexpensive&complement=plain&diploma=silent&grouper=melted&hybridisation=kindhearted&fur=cheerful&grain=kindhearted&theory=highfalutin&kayak=spiritual&delete=harsh&machine=parched&eyelids=heavenly&patrol=crabby&virginal=excited&mailbox=clumsy&bowling=ugly&shorts=wee&delivery=halting&adult=mammoth&inventory=funny&hit=protective&imprisonment=dazzling&buzzard=squalid&smile=earsplitting&cesspool=demonic&luggage=bad&kleenex=rustic&copywriter=wealthy&tam=woozy&headrest=fragile&kind=hulking&robe=versed&adapter=capricious&ejector=racial&riser=aspiring&vessel=crooked&appliance=therapeutic&chivalry=grandiose&stinger=materialistic&dirt=obsolete&lobster=substantial&right=legal&methane=deranged&beret=therapeutic&crop=odd&disengagement=tangible&equipment=smelly&sun=thoughtful&sunbonnet=needy&playground=quarrelsome

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If I wanted to add unnecessary characters, I'd just use dots.

Like this: (Lemmy unfortunately breaks the URL) google.com...............................................

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Plot twist: the job is specifically for a transcriber/translator and requires high level of accuracy.

I could totally see this as being a thing back in the day before everyone was walking around with a supercomputer in their pocket capable of OCR.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I wish someone would type that out into the comments, so I could click the dead link and feel a small sense of satisfaction; simply by knowing it was dead before I even clicked it, confirming my suspicion

But it's the internet... so 50/50 whether some hero does it for no reason, or someone throws some kinda rick-roll response. Either way, I ain't typing it out and I can live with the disappointment... sorry y'all, I'll try and be better next time

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

we have a truly marvelous application process, which this margin is too small to contain

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Sadly they've already deleted that page because the URL has "trans" in it. >.>

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure 90% of that is just a tracking link, you could probably ignore everything after and including the question mark

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

No, its search parameters. Likely everything after the job ID is not needed though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that's funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

damn i missed the deadline by 12 years...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Data entry operator?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Somebody got paid by the character

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