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Agreed to an extent but there's a good chance that was OOP on that one and honestly, the few pixel wide slices of skin and curly hair are only recognizable to the fantasy AI face recognition from boomer TV shows.

Speed running an international incident any%

Isn't that just a calzone

Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.

Their website

it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.

Pizza is a vegetable in America

It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.

It's a restaurant, you're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you're at a fast food place.

An uncut steak? What does this place expect me to do, sear it too?

an uncut pizza?

As an American, I prefer my pizza circumcized

I believe the rule is any food that is perfect for eating on the road while you drive 45min from your first job, to your second part time night shift job. All of that kind of food doesn't exist in Europe or at least isn't popular for some reason.

What are these "Burritos"?

Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.

We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.

We certainly don't stick them with knives and forks!

Yes. The answer is yes.

We don't have those.