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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago

On occasion, Cole would wander the streets with a cow's teat poking through the open fly of his trousers; once he judged he had caused optimum outrage, he would cut off the offending protrusion with a pair of scissors.

This legend needs to be remembered.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm slow today. My dumb ass over here was trying to figure out who was named Bottomshit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lord Bradley Bottomshit kindly asks that you not disparage his family’s name any further.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Lord Bradley Bottomshit, of the Boston Bottomshits?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

So it wasn't just a swearword for the sake of it, he wanted the actors to know what he thought of their play 😂

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

why is there an image of former prime minister of the united kingdom, ramsay macdonald

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Pic of standard olde Englishman makes the story more believable

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We should all respect trolls more instead of just banning them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they were trolling at this level, I would.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately most trolls:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone else try to read it as a limerick?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There once was a prankster named Horace,
who thought the stage play was quite borious.
He conspired to seat,
those whom’s heads were shaved neat,
and reflected a swear off their foreheads.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

My favorite part of this is the way you made me pronounce forehead in my head. Like far-eds. I don't know how to spell it out, but it was very Yankee, and that was a treat for my southern brain

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

According to another story he bought tickets for particular seats at a theatrical performance he considered pretentious and distributed them to eight bald men whose heads, painted with a single letter, spelled out the word "B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S" (another source claims it was four men's heads making the word F-U-C-K), which was legible from the circle and boxes above.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Man this dude was a legend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of this theatre spoiler prank https://youtu.be/VS3RekvYqM8