Goddamn DEI administration
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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But seriously, they could fire all the straight white guys and things would actually run better.
Not anymore. They fired every non white straight people. Government probably can't even flush the toilet on their own anymore.
I think that was kind of the joke
DUI administration
I said I was going to be using this a lot...
Kek•i•sto•cra•cy
This. Gotta change the spelling for Kek
For Germans it works both ways "Kacke" is a less offensive word for "shit" (or "Scheiße" in German).
In Hungary it's actually "kaki" that would be the closest translation of poop. So, spot on.
Kleptocracy.
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Good thing we are abandoning that woke DEI bullshit and hire based on merit again! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷💪💪🦾
you guys could have had Tim "Feed the kids" Walz instead of Mike "What's OpSec" Waltz
We obviously didn't deserve the good one.
But her emails though...
"Mike colors outside the lines, but doesn't eat the crayon. He does his best."
He would definitely eat the crayon if orange mussolini told him to
Probably just a nibble tho
So he admits he has a skill issue?
Trump has no idea what signal is. He basically has no real concept of what this scandal is about.
Double pronouns. Sorry.
Trump just said hegseth has a skill issue lol.
Had to be a sick ostrich.
I tell especially dumb children that are actively making mistakes that cost me time and money that they're doing their best and that's all that matters. It's a lie and I'm pretty sure they know it but somehow that's both a useful and reasonable reaction to have for the national security advisor.
If that's his best then his resignation is as urgent as ever
His best isn’t good enough
Whew, yep, its a tough job, but Petey's got a good head on 'im and rolls with the punches, somebody get that man a drink!
Err. Uh. I mean... Do we have O'Douls?
EDIT: Also, dear God, the sub headline:
Trump asked if hackers can break into Signal...
You might as well ask a dog what its favorite shade of red is.
"Es hat sich stets sehr bemüht"
Es means it. I don't know if that is intentional
I have chosen its pronouns!
Wow, that's a whole 'nother level of incompetent leadership.
Anyone member, "you're doing a heckuva job, Brownie"?
If that's his best he needs a new career and a new brain
It’s funny that this is posted in shitposts and it’s super appropriate
Well it's not a meme (and I'd be told that immediately) so wasn't sure where to go with it. Fortunately the rules of shitpost are that anything goes.
Guys, they’re not going to be batting 1000…. On anything. They’re going to be breaking A. LOT. of eggs, whilst not even trying to bat anywhere near 1000. That will be them doing their “best.”
Have I ever told you that you're doing a good job?
No?
Ever wonder why?
What's the context here?
Well damn. Is that what high level decision making looks like?
It does now
Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.
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