Back in the early 90’s my parents somehow managed the money to buy a bonafide satellite dish – for those who are too young to remember, satellite dishes in those times were massive and tall, and they had motors to reposition themselves to different satellites; unlike those fixed-position tiny things Dish Network sells.

Something along these lines:

Anyway, it was really cool. I got to watch X-Files without commercials and before its network release, I watched Dennis Leary’s Asshole music video, some clear channel porn, and of course the porn stations depicted in this meme.

Scrambled porn is a core memory.

I'm hard

You were a normal kid, a curious kid with a LOT of hormones.

Now, that thing you did with Aunt Peggy...

When was this ever only 1 channel?

Good ol' Skinemax.

I look back on these days of my youth, and smile for I can now detect scrambled nipples in the waves of multicolored distortion.

I don't know exactly which channel that is... but I'm pretty sure that one part is an elbow. Maybe a boob.

I remember that movie!