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How do you get poop off a phone? (self.shittyask)

submitted 1 week ago by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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My phone may or may not have been up inside my ass while I tried looking really hard for it. Well now that I got it out (the video is on my OF), it's covered in poop and femboy cum (dont know how that got in there, honest). My question is, how do I clean all this poop and cum off my phone? I have a group poop to go to later and I REALLY don't want to be the guy who has to pass around his phone just so everyone can smell it.

Any advice?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to wipe more poop on it

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I didn't have to poop so a waited until the next day, pooped out more shit and then wiped it with poop. Now my phone has multiple layers of poop on it. I cummed on it though so its ok because cum won, but now I have to explain this to people who see me using my phone in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How hard did you cum though ?

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 2 days ago

I got cum in the charging port and now it only charges if I put the usb-c connector in the right side up instead of any side up. Also cum started oozing out where the camera is.