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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I dont understand these numbers, or the value of anything at all it appears

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And now you understand the stock market. Everything is worth something, but it's only worth what someone will pay for it. If the richest man in the world says he owns 7, the stock soars! But in reality, the stock isn't worth anything more than it was before. There's just more dupees in the market now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

1,000,000,000 dollars

This is worth 1,000,000,000 dollars if someone buys it at that price.

Stocks, art, wine, same valuation technique. Slap a sticker price and if someone buys it, that's the value. Welcome to capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As online commentary states: I sold my car to myself for $1 million.

The numbers don't mean anything at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Rich people don't pay taxes

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

For reference, he bought it for $44B.

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Acquisition_of_Twitter_by_Elon_Musk

But this one doesn't really mean anything since they're both owned by him.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

xAI and X's futures are intertwined — they will fall together into the howling void of pain, madness, and leveraged buyout debt, leaving Elon with only his $45 billion dollars for consolation.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's trying so hard to salvage that site.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

X just had a record high number of usage a couple of months ago.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go home Elon, you're drunk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What? Don't believe me? Go look it up. Easy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No you share that source.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait so X is worth more with the Nazi owning it in full?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein 8 points 1 week ago

I suppose because he can at a moment's notice gut the SEC and presumably now that X is incorporated in Texas and I have to assume xAI is as well(?) there's no federal or state fraud investigation likely.

Feels quaint that Trump in 2017 even went to the trouble of filling a table with blank papers to give the appearance of being concerned about conflicts of interest, and this outright self-dealing corruption is happening daily while nobody in power even talks about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Oh I know. I just hate he inflated its value with its hate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Another money laundering scheme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Sleight of hand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

xAi got ripped off I hear x isn’t worth the servers it runs on