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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

New fear for couches unlocked.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I don't know what that means but it seems fitting.

[–] al_Kaholic 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm joining you at the Horror House tonight. I'm free tonight, so I'm joining you at the Horror House.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Thanks. I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

2 posts in and I'm done for the day

Fantastic cure for doom scrolling

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Whenever they print out "I did that" Drump stickers, they should print out these too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if your name is re: deus ex.. I wanna buy you one weed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

My lungs are augmented

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, that's my fetish. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

👁️🫦👁️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This keeps getting better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

My eyes!!!!!! 👁️👁️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don’t mix this shithead with queerphobia please.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess I'm out of the loop. How this has anything to do with queers?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It doesn’t.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The overemphasis on his eyeliner may be taken as such

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure. And the exaggeration of his jawline could be taken as a copyright infringement against Family Guy...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the fact that he's sitting down could be taken as poking fun at people with mobility issues

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Or people with couch fetishes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is eyeliner a specifically queer thing now?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Eyeliner was used extensively by Babylonian warriors, sounds pretty gay to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Eyeliner is for everyone, except Vance. It makes him look like a party clown.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I sent you my Javelins plz respond

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hey, Quayle is the one who told pence to not do a coup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not even close.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

He’s turning into a cushion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We go, Vey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not the extra long wings 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah okay Alysha.