More proof that Superman is kinda a dick.
Out of Context Comics
Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!
Rules:
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Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.
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Single panels are preferred.
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Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.
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Don't be a dick.
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I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.
How dare he just Supermansplain that to her in public like that, no superclass at all.
Supermansplain
Fixed it
I'd call him out on "Super-count" even being a thing.
He can do super math at one point, too.
It's so super, it's 10x normal math.
20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain
What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean
Supernerd
A nerd with a kitchen scale?
He's holding a bean in his other hand. Presumably, he doubles as a scale.
How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?
3,888! = oh god
EDIT: 3.256124839 E+12270, and now you know
and now you know
You may have overestimated me
You let a million things go every day, Supe... why couldn't this be one of them?
Early super man had literally every power, including super math and super sewing. They had to cut out all that shit cause Superman was never in danger and had no weaknesses, although in these days, superhero comics were still being written as if they were detective pulp novels, so super man wasn’t flying around having epic battles with doomsday or metallo
Wow, Superman is a shithead “well actually” reply guy.
Judging by the era implied by the art style, it comes from a time when mansplaining wasn't just accepted, it was expected.
Goes to counter
Tells correct answer
???
Profit.