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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago (6 children)

This is horrible. I can still hear his teeth on the cement, and I haven't watched that movie in decades.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

When I think back, it's like he killed him anyway, so given the choice, I'd just let the guy shoot me.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kinda glad I have forgotten 99% of that film after having to watch it for school.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Wild, I cannot imagine school showing that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah that little sound effect of teeth scraping cement before it happens, omg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Yep, me too. Ugh. So hard to take and I'll never forget it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What movie, I can't fucking remember but I have that scene imprinted to my mind

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

American History X

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So sad, and this is just one of many examples of rampant koopaphobia. We need to vote Peach out of office and elect Bowser to put an end to these hate crimes.

#KoopaLivesMatter

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why doesn't Bowser, the larger of the two candidates, simply kidnap and marry Peach?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Because that would upset his boyfriend Luigi.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I am pretty sure that a princess is not an elected position.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Tell that to George Lucas.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But on meth it is.

#OnlyOnce

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Super Mario History X

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling Koopa Troopa, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, King Koopa freed the Troopas, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

fake news, turtles dont have teeth

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This is the one. This one got me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's what you get, if you do what some rando in a Supermario costume tells you.