Because the signup link is presumably as unattainable to them as the cool parties full of attractive people they’re salty about not being invited to.
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Yeah it’s probably one big group on signal. Wait… which secret left platform is the one Trump isn’t using again?
Discord?
Also, paid by whom? The parties with the most ability to pay for influence are not pushing left leaning ideals.
Paid for by a secret society of Jewish bankers that are trying to control the world by corrupting men to make them gay, to make them weak. And control the world population by giving women the same sexual freedom as men. IE "Cultural Marxism".
Also oftentimes George Soros, who may or may not be in the society of secret Jewish bankers, except he isn't one of the secret ones, because that would be a very poorly kept secret.
Don't try to make it make sense, it's never going to make sense.
The same Jewish bankers with the space lasers and antisemitic agenda?
Careful, you're gonna get zapped by the Death Star of David.
"Death Star of David" has me WEAK
Cannot take credit, was a gag from an episode of Sealab 2021. Neptunati, I believe.
Dude, you really seem to get us. Come hang out in /conservative sometime
The pentaverate
And you can't scream at protesters to "get a job" while also claiming they are being paid to protest.
These protests are scheduled around "normal" work hours for a reason.
i wish i was getting paid to support things I care about. Would make it easier to take time away from work to join protests and such.
Here's the Netflix movie version.
A couple of college kids decide to monetize MAGA and set up a scam where they play deprogrammed Liberals. They travel around the country telling paying audiences how they were brain washed into wokeness.
When the scam is exposed they have to get out of the Red State while pursued by an angry mob.
Didn't Sasha Baron Cohen do something similar?
They had to fly him out of a cage fighting match with a helicopter.
It's Netflix, they never do anything really original!
[but look up 'Lost In Space,' the best re-boot since Battlestar Galactica]
Their B9 robot design had none of the charm of the original.
Someone else pointed out that no matter where in the galaxy the Robinsons went, there was a flat level floor for the robot.
I would have loved to see the two Dr. Smiths go head to head.
Ok? Limitations of 60s TV prop call construction. Still looked way more interesting than the dull gray shape shifting almost humanoid thing in the second reboot