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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, it turns out JRR Tolkien was just Tolkien out his Rs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Ffs take my upvote and get out

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gonedor is still there after the trilogy, but yeah Moredoor need more door.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Hold the door!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm trying to work out who Hellround is. The best I can come up with is Halbrand, from the Rings of Power TV show. But that's not Tolkien…

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m guessing it’s Elrond

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, that makes sense. It's quite a stretch, pronunciation-wise, but it fits the characterisation…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Allround was always around

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ringrights just want to return the ring to it's right owner.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Killum wants to kill the hobbits

Tom Bummerdeal won't help them carry the ring despite it having no effects on him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think Cullum (cull) would fit too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually how Tolkien came up with those names.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] morphballganon 5 points 1 month ago

Deneither stayed in his den all the time and either wanted Boromir back or Faramir dead

Eyyomare had an eyyo moment astride a mare

Lurks was lurking in the trees

Gloryfindelf was an elf that had the glory of finding the party

Halldear was dear to Heiragorn and stopped the Fellowship at the hall of Lothlorien

Celfeborn was born of elves

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lazy? I call it smart. Still trying to name things like Tolkien did (I am failing)