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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If it makes you feel better: when you're swimming, you're sweating buckets. So most are probably just dehydrated.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago

That was my first thought. When I was 15, I went to the doctor for vision loss and migraines. Always happened after surfing. He quickly pointed out that being in the water for hours and hours doesn't mean I'm not dehydrating and to come in for water breaks every couple of hours. Voila! Problems solved. Felt like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Also, a lot of people, myself included, make it a point to go to the bathroom before swimming.

And I don't usually consume food or drinks until I am (almost) done with swimming. A four hour stretch of just recreational swimming and chilling is easy without food or drink.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The secret is to drink lots of water before going in. Then you can pee without worry.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

According to several sites, on average, there's about 8 gallons of urine in your average in-ground swimming pool or 2 gallons in your typical above-ground pool.

Luckily urine is 95% water and chlorine and filtration removes the rest.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

eh... it wouldnt kill you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I guess one could say you'd ...survive.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"You can't pee in the pool!"

"But everyone does that...?"

"They don't do it from the springboard!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The smell of “pool” is actually the smell of piss. Without piss chlorine has a much less potent smell.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/01/517785902/just-how-much-pee-is-in-that-pool

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but iirc it is the smell of the chlorine reacting with any pollutant, not just pee. Skin cells and skin oils will make it smell like that, too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you forget to attach the meme?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Forgot how lemmy worked for a second

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How do they know nobody exited the pool to pee?

Like did they exit and they assume they didn’t pee or did they not exit at all and therefore must have peed in the pool. I have a great bladder, the greatest bladder in fact lol. Really though I can go more than 4 hours without peeing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I used to be able to go 12, then I developed thirst, and I have to drink water every 20 minutes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

How do they know nobody exited the pool to pee?

I'm assuming it's a smaller pool where they can see everyone

Like did they exit and they assume they didn’t pee or did they not exit at all and therefore must have peed in the pool.

My interpretation was the latter

I have a great bladder, the greatest bladder in fact lol. Really though I can go more than 4 hours without peeing.

Maybe everyone is drinking so holding it is unlikely?