capt_wolf

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Although I would love if they kept their shitty music to themselves, I'm not interested in their crap.

For real... Any of the people who I do come across doing this are listening to the tinniest garbage that sounds like organized radio static.

And it's always got to be in the grocery store or Walmart. How about while you're there, you go buy some $20 Bluetooth headphones so you can listen to your garbage music alone and stop torturing the rest of us with your bad decisions?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

My strongly republican coworker was gloating about prices coming down back in February and was actively looking for houses to retire to in Florida and Texas. Now she insists on doing company shopping at Aldi because "Shoprite has just gotten too ridiculously expensive." A couple weeks ago she admits to me, "I don't think I'll ever be able to stop working now."

Aww... No shit... Welcome to the club... We can't afford matching t-shirts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Great, now I'm gonna end up reinstalling it...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You know... I've seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet...

I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions...

I've read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.

I've seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer...

I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.

I only hope this doesn't awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me... Sorry Steve... The poor guy's been through a lot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Not only does Goofy have a son. It looks like he had two. What's never really explained is what happened to Goofy's other son, Junior, after he found out his wife was cheating on him...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Him, Musk, and Noem have blood on their hands, children's blood.

Heartless, evil bastards...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Gen X valor"

We have that? Dude...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is what happens when you let children use any social media.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

A whole typical cigarette contains around 10-12mg of nicotine. The wiki says 30-60mg is potentially fatal to an adult, but that it could potentially take as much as 500mg. So for an adult, unlikely. For a child, I see mixed things saying 1 cigarette could be fatal. This says 1-13mg per kg for an infant. So maybe, depending on the size of the butt and the child?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

So I just did a bit of research on it and according to Wikipedia and several journals it seems to be definitely possible for someone to die from nicotine poisoning. The wiki article cites two child deaths. I also found at least one article where nicotine poisoning was deemed the cause of death. Warning, it does contain shots of ther person's dissected esophagus and their stomach contents. There's a NLM journal article that pops up on a child committing suicide by nicotine ingestion, but the article was missing. So I can say it definitely has happened. I just couldnt find any readily available mortality studies showing how often it happens.

As for anecdotal evidence, I had a client with Pica, who would eat cigarette butts among other things and be vomiting all night.

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

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Trump 2028 yall! (lemmynsfw.com)
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"The future looks bright! Rewrite the rules with the Trump 2028 high crown hat." -Official Trump store

What an absolute ass clown...

 
 
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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