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I confused Chris Judge's and Mike Judge's name in my head this morning, and now all I can think about is Hank Hill as Teal'c. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Well mister, in my culture I'd be well within my rights to kick your ass I tell you hwut.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Baal, I'll tell you hwhat."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Dhammit, Baal!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

That gould aint right

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now you listen to me, Senator. I work for a livin', and I mean real work, not writin' down gobbledegook! I provide the people of this community with naquadah and naquadah accessories. Oh, when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars goin' ta pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna ... oh ... oh God ... it just ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't naquadah explode?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but cleanly. Taste the meat, not the heat!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Do I look like I know what a Stargate is? I just want a picture of a goddang Goa'uld.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Daniel’s losing it at the Mega Lo Mart, Sam. We need some traps for the rat, and a Zat’nik’tel for…uh…also for the rat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I sell goa'uld weapons and goa'uld accessories