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We bought a new microwave last year and I haven't been able to time it just right with this one yet, it's been driving me nuts. The previous one we had was fairly easy to accomplish this feat on, which gave me an inflated microwave-opening ego. However, this one commonly taunted me with a blinking "00:01" after each attempt. No longer! I have finally conquered this beast.

I enjoyed the reheated corned beef and cabbage fractionally more than I would have otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Similar: we rescued A cat living out of a dumpster. She had no teeth and looked like she die within a few days. 15 years later, she finally passed, never once wanting to venture outside again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Original is correct If the gate they built with it with is a D-flipflop.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In addition to the other answers, there are still red districts in blue states, such as NY-21 currently held by Stefanik and has a large border with Canada.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, but... Why?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing I enjoy more than expecting to see cool pictures and getting to watch a video instead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thanks for reminding me that I wanted to disable Gemini. done.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago

Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they've replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones... Let's do this!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised "lemon party" where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The effects of MSG:

makes for taste good.

Gasp!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not just feel like, they are extremely different terms, to the point where I'd barely call a vasectomy a punishment (it is a punishment only in the sense that they are prevented producing offspring and their junk will hurt for a few days), considering many men (including myself) voluntarily have the operation.

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