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Die Bart! Die! (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

That's uh German for uh... Thee Bart, Thee.

Juror: well no one who speaks German could be evil!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are the Germans trying to kill Bay Area Rapid Transit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because it sucks as a government owned entity and deserves to die for its trespasses against the citizenry at large.

Honestly the 3-5min behind schedule average did it. Germans can't stand it when they're late. Ruins their whole little day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you complained to most Germans about an S-Bahn system with an average delay of 4 min, they'd think you're Swiss - according to the German railway statistics, any delay less than 5 minutes and 59 seconds counts as 'on time'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

But that's only for now. Privatization did a lot of damage to the infrastructure because it wasn't maintained properly since long term isn't a priority in a for-profit organization. But the Deutschland Takt will make everything work great again once it's implemented in 2070.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Could you please sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, well no one who speaks German could be evil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bortender: what'll you have?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, it's Sideshow Bob who says "Die Bart Die!". The bartender is named Moe Szyslak

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bob had it tattooed, didn't he?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's right! Thanks for the correction

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Was in SF BART transit system and someone with a knife was running around like this. Soooo.... Pretty accurate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Can't tell you how many times I've seen this but it's always good for a chuckle. I look forward to forgetting it and seeing it pop up again in a few months.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Kill Bart! Kill Bart!
Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I always thought it was a question…
Bartender?
Nah, it’s kinda tough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ouch.

The reference scene roughly translates as "The Beard-ess, the -ess" as in calling the beard a female object.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's actually der Bart, not die. 🤓

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dad joke level unlocked!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The bar in Bart is cognate of bin/ben in Arabic/Hebrew. It features not just in Aramaic but also Nabatean Arabic which was heavily influenced by Aramaic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where's the sound?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Quality shitpost!