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[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Cops be like: I can't be a racist! Look, my wife's eye is black!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I laughed and I feel so bad, but omg

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Damn that's a spicy one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha damn son, I'm stealing this one 😂

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The percent who admit to being domestic abusers, you mean. :)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Admit and/or got caught

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Acab.

I used to live in Baltimore and one of my neighbor's was a cop, and the insane shit he would tell me would make you crap your pants. The shit he got away with, including pictures, would make you insane.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Even if cops were just a totally random selection of people from the general population, the fact that there is effectively little-to-no oversight, both in terms of law/institutions and in terms of social shame, means that anyone who isn't a bastard before going in is extremely likely to become one, even absent all those other factors like cops becoming more insular and separated from the civilian population ("thin blue line"), the militarization of police (though no need for discipline, apparently), and sickened internal department policing cultures.

And cops are generally picked from a pool even less suitable than a totally random selection from the general population.

Power tends to corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

Attributed to Abraham Lincoln (sources vary)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Another good one:

If your boss demands loyalty, give him integrity. If he demands integrity, give him loyalty.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Admit to being**

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Police that willingly admitted to domestic abuse*

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Domestic abusers at home, or on the job?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

I knew a state patrolman that was only punished for rape due to using his work car to transport the victim. They were not punished for the rape.

My answer is "both".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it's on the job, wouldn't they be public abusers rather than domestic ones?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

My poor attempt at blurring the meaning of the word to imply the abuse is everywhere, home and in the nation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I once saw a woman driving with a thin blue line flag and my only thought was "I wonder what kind of concealer she uses to hide her bruises"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don’t know, but let me know as soon as a good cop changes anything. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Let me know when you fuckin find one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fat blue line. Bad cops, no donuts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

flawed graphic, it should be all blue

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

My ex husband got the cops to kick me out of my house. We’d lived in the same home for more than 7 years, my name was on many of the bills - hell, his family told me my name was on the house.

He wanted to move in a new partner, he did some things, and then called the police. I don’t know what he told them - it’s been two years and both the police and the sheriffs department have denied responding; I can’t get a report. They showed up, told me I could either be institutionalized or go to jail. I managed to have some family come and get me, but I don’t understand how it happened. I don’t understand how the police could refuse to provide a report, I don’t understand how you can kick someone out, refuse to file for divorce and drain their bank account. I don’t understand how if you wait to file until after you cut off the insurance, you don’t have to pay it anymore.

I don’t understand why my couples counselor watched him say “I don’t want someone who prioritizes their career over our relationship” to guilt me into quitting my job, so they I would be completely helpless when he wanted to move his prostitute in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A lot of self fellatio. Any links to the study?

[–] RedditRefugee69 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not a study, it's some half assed survey from the 70s or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

A lot of words for no link

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are there any more supporting data in your ass from where you pulled this one? :-D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think they said they will send you to el salvador for that.