Finally, my moment has come.

But also, I love this guy:

Cyberbullying, not even once.

Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them

This is my darling son Tofu

*Edit: formatting

  *crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!" 

"Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region."

Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?

I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.

My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”

All I would ever get in response was side eye.

Just look at this skink!

Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.

There is only one true lizard king

Guys...

Mmmm, no, very mammalian.

{{squirts blood from eyes}}

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/reptiles/horned-lizard

Ugh, too much marsupial energy in this one /s

My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.

You literally had a nightmare?

Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.

My sleepy little gargoyle.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

Announcer voice: Lizardman!

No, no, frank- stinky- you won't get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I'll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-

Welcome the reptilian overlords

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