they are just very efficient at their self-appointed duty of ensuring your floor has no slip hazards. the four chew toys just out of picture don't count--they put them there. that's different.
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Oddly enough, the dog won't touch chew toys. The rodent will tear them up though.
"If you didn't want me to eat it, Janet, then why did you drop it? This sounds like a "You" problem."
Oh he cleans the floor. 😂
He is really hard working
He knows the rules, and is sticking to them.
What kind of dog is it? Feel like I've never seen one like this before. At least not in person anyway. So cute!
He's a schnoodle. Schnauser/poodle mix.
It's really nice to not have to clean up dog hair. 😂
Me around this dog:
Oops dropped some ham!
Five seconds later:
Oops dropped some ham!
Five seconds later
Oops dropped some ham!
And then stop, because I don't want a dog to be unhealthy, but I'd feel really bad about not dropping some ham
He's definitely a little mooch. 😂
With a face like that, he doesn't even have to try
The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts…
My childhood dog was a rescue that was originally a stray dog. This dog would catch flies right out of the air! It didn't take long for us to discover that he was so fast, nothing ever touched the ground. I once lost a whole waffle to him when it slipped off my plate and went seemingly direct into his mouth.
This one is a rescue. He was used as a stud at a puppy mill, then dumped when they were finished breeding him.
Hehe, I love his little bandit mask. He's a ham bandit! A hambit?
A hamBURGLAR!!! C'mon, man!!! What're you doing??? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!! AHHH!!!
kicks over trash can on the way out
Omg what a cutie lol
That coat is beautiful lol
I thought it was the 10 second rule...