finally, i can use this meme:
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Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What's the rest of that sentence?
"Just get over it." ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
what
Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I'm very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn't.
As long as you're not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don't really get what the issue is.
The height is just so convenient.
I take it you're tall and have a short counter?
Idk, I'm pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don't really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don't even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I'm talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.
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They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
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"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
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It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
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On the morning it's just easier to go in the sink. This way I'm not pissing all over the floor.
If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I'll just use the sink.
People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you're going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless
Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away
If you can't avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don't be a disgusting degenerate.
Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn't make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you're too scared that you'll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
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it's a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I'll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
He'll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
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Just sit on the toillet man... Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
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Urine isn't sterile. The germs in it just don't grow in an old school culture.
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I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.
Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?
Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."
Disgusting and unfunny is very on brand for him.
I can already hear Gervais going into his "sorry if I offended you with my incredibly funny jokes, I guess I'll take all my comedy money and go home" routine.
Almost as funny as Dave Chappelle doing a Netflix special where he rants about getting cancelled. Or the sound of mid-40s Jerry Seinfeld fucking a 17-year-old while he complains about antisemitism on college campuses.
Worst thing in the world for comedy is a successful comedian.
People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.
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She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water
Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.
I don't really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?
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Dude.
Ok. first of all all the litter is scooped out first. You're basically scrubbing a flat tub in the shower. Do you think litter and turds are being dumped out on the floor and hosed down the drain??
Secondly that shower has seen a lot fuckin' worse than some litter dust.
Really don't have much of a choice in an apartment
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