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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's deregulation for ya. It's not gonna get better anytime soon.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

On the contrary its gonna get a whole lot worse, since this Musk administration completely demolished everything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That’s ~~deregulation~~ capitalism for ya.

Fixed it for you.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't this the american dream? Anyone can start by washing dishes and scam their way up to become a billionaire*!

*inflation adjusted

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I thought the formula was to be the child of a well-to-do family, start a tech company in a garage, then scam your way up to become a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That is the reliable way!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Hey folks, I've been asleep for the past few hundred years. Can't wait to see how the profit motive has universally overlapped with providing the most utility to society! Such a neat little hack.

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Uh oh. Uhhhh... Oh no...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Sorry, "has become"?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

"Don't worry, you can just sue them and drag it in courts for decades because they have armies of lawyers. Look, it's just part of the process so we can have Freedom TM(C)(R)."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

"I owe my soul to the company store." - 1946

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Super cool, thanks for asking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I volunteer at a horse stables because it's good for my mental health. I started getting lessons at a different stables and offered volunteering services if they need it and the owner got real confused because she thought I was asking for a job. Like no, I like farm work and want to help horse farmers for free because it makes me happy