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[–] [email protected] 131 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

When I was a teen I wanted to be cool and buy some chains to hang around my belt loops but my mom thought it's too expensive when we looked at them at Hot Topic. Then we were at a pet shop and similar looking chain leads were a fraction of the cost and she got those for me instead lol

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Did you upgrade to furry them?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alas I'm not a furry just an edgy teen. Wasn't even aware of them back then

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

That's exactly what someone with a $4,000 fur suit in their closet would say

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

EZPZ. Doesn't cost a dime.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's that animation from?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cas'l by Bruce Brickford. Enjoy your clay carnage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, I will.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was a teen I wore the chain from a hanging houseplant as a necklace. I wasn't goth or anything, just a fucking moron.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

I wasn’t goth or anything, ~~just a fucking moron.~~

just fucking cool. Don't let Big Interior Decor tell you what to do with your hanging houseplant chains!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Your mom introduced you DIY.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

The second chain on my chain wallet was from PetSmart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

[off topic]

Wanted a litter box for my 12 pound cat. Largest litter box at the pet store was $35.00. Found a bigger, stronger box at the hardware store for $8.00. And it comes with a sealing lid.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't buy those stupid New Rock shoes, get military boots from the surplus store

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

I had a pair of urban camo cutoffs that absolutely refused to die that I got for like $5. Paying for "alt" type fashion is just fucking stupid… Where do they think it came from?!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

gotta be a little careful buying cheap boots bc sometimes they're made out of cheap leather that reeks to high heaven. or they're made out of synthentic material that cracks after a couple months. But in general, yes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta keep em under control

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

its about time for the mainstream to go goth.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Metalheads or hard rockers occasionally used to, when I was young. From the hardware store of course.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And so did 80s gang members!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Those two douchebags don't know who they are messing with!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I can't count the number of times my buddy had to go back to the car cuz he forgot he was wearing his chains until we got to the door and had to be patted down/wanded lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Some of them do... Or at least, they did - I mostly remember seeing it when I was in high school, and it sort of faded out when I was in college. Not sure if it fell out of style, or if it's only a thing with the Hot Topic/mall goth crowd

Edit: uncorrected an accidental autocorrect

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It probably got outlawed by school dress codes / anti-weapons policies.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most older goths would likely agree here

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

And they actually work 😎

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hessian bag from some designer brand shop for pretentious twats: £800

Hessian bag for life from several supermarkets: Maybe a few quid

I didn't really want to go in there, but someone else wanted to and I was immediately disgusted at its existence when I looked around.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but when i buy my shibari ropes at home depot everyone's at the sex club loses their minds

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can use home depot rope for bandage, you jus5 have to boil it a bunch first to soften it, then use a lighter to burn away the prickly bits. And maybe coat it un a wax.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm usually covered in candle wax anyways. It burns soooooo good!!